The Heat

                                              

So it's been brutally hot out the past two days, which only means two things A.) Everyone flocks to the shores of shitty Hampton Beach and B.) 10, 581 different people post statuses/tweets/Instagrams about how hot it is. "Can't believe I have to work outside in this heat!" "OMG it's so hot out #nursingmajorproblems!" (apparently applies to all situations). But you know what pisses me off more than the people who post statuses about the heat? The people who post statuses about people posting statuses about the heat (what?).  Example:

Freddy Frederick posts: "Ewww I'm already sweating and I only just walked out to my car in the driveway! #ephthis."

Mike Jonez posts: Yo f the heat son

Beebee Bluff (I miss the shit out of Doug) posts: So hot out today!

And then you got wiseass Jimmy John posting:

HEY FACEBOOK THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW IT'S HOT OUT I COULDN'T FIND THAT OUT MYSELF. SHUT UP ABOUT THE HEAT.

I mean there's no question Freddy, Mike, and Beebee are being a tad (and by a tad I mean very) annoying. But people like Jimmy are flat out obnoxious. Like it's blatantly obvious that Jimmy is fishing for "likes." He's definitely the type of person that posts a status and refreshes the page every 2.5 seconds waiting to see if he's gotten any more likes. So yeah, people that post the obvious are annoying, but at least you can tell they're not just fishing for likes. Because if they were, they would post something original (or what they think is original). Unfortunately for Jimmy, his wiseass comment has been done billions of times before and I think it's hilarious that someone thinks they're being funny with this type of status (wait, if I think it's hilarious then it is funny and thus Jimmy is being funny and now I'm confusing myself...) Moral of the story: Jimmy, shut the fuck up. 

PS: AMEN Freddy, eph this. 

PPS: Don't stare at that sun picture for a long time. I literally think I just went blind.